Dear America,
We see your Ridiculously Photogenic Guy and we raise you one Time Lord.
Love,
Britain
xxx
..no stop you’re embarrassing yourself
peace out,
america
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Bible - Council of Nicea
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath - John SteinbeckAlice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
Chronicles of Narnia - CS LewisEmma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane Austen
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
Animal Farm - George Orwell
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
Moby Dick - Herman Melville
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
Dracula - Bram Stoker
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS Byatt
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton MistryCharlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
Heart of Darkness - Joseph ConradThe Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
Hamlet - William Shakespeare
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo
Three. Three of these books I’ve read, one of them I’m not even 100% sure of.
I can’t count the Bible because I’ve only read like 2 pages of Genesis.
I was always the brightest child.
I FUCKING
TOLD
YOU
ALL
BUT NOOO “IT’S JUST A DRUG” FUCK YOU ALL I AM SCREAMING
zombies
ZOMBIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OMFG.
it’s contagious.. “It has already spread to number of individuals” omg, glad my uncle has a shot gun LOL
Wow there was just a radio talk about a virus that eats your skin away like a couple of days ago. Guess it was legit
LET THE APOCALYPSE BEGIN
time to complete my twin swords set
This article has actually been confirmed to be fake.
The story isn’t however. I just saw it on CNN earlier. A dude high (on bath salts? toxicology tests are pending) ate another dude’s face off and got shot to death in Miami. Heck, the image could even be real. I covered my eyes when they told me to because I’m a wimp :(
Oh, my God. Do you guys seriously not see the red lines under the words? Sorry, but that doesn’t happen on web pages.
People will believe anything.
Oh, I’m aware the article is fake. Fake as fuck. But what I’m saying was that the story itself is real (not the zombie virus shit, thought it actually has been described as a zombie attack o_o). If you weren’t talking to me, just ignore this
I FUCKING
TOLD
YOU
ALL
BUT NOOO “IT’S JUST A DRUG” FUCK YOU ALL I AM SCREAMING
zombies
ZOMBIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OMFG.
it’s contagious.. “It has already spread to number of individuals” omg, glad my uncle has a shot gun LOL
Wow there was just a radio talk about a virus that eats your skin away like a couple of days ago. Guess it was legit
LET THE APOCALYPSE BEGIN
time to complete my twin swords set
This article has actually been confirmed to be fake.
The story isn’t however. I just saw it on CNN earlier. A dude high (on bath salts? toxicology tests are pending) ate another dude’s face off and got shot to death in Miami. Heck, the image could even be real. I covered my eyes when they told me to because I’m a wimp :(
wow how can someone so accurately portray me when i try to read homestuck
shhh do not disturb the summer bloggers in their natural habitat
revenge of the summer bloggers
Avan is too flawless for that ugly untalented bitch.
Keke Palmer is anything but ugly and untalented. And she’s definitely not a bitch either - but apparently that’s your internalized misogyny talking.
You fuck up again and I’ll snatch your fuckin’ wig off.
FUCKING BYE LMFAOOO SHE MADE A MEME THO
Do you hear that? That’s the sound of Avon hitting his head again a wall because his fangirls are hateful and crazy. Why do handsome guys get the rude crazy girls as fans? They deserve better.
Quite frankly Keke is WAAAAAY to beautiful and awesome for that thing to be on her like that… Her face is my face…
NOW NOW PEOPLE
THEY ARE BOTH EQUALLY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WHO SHOULD ALWAYS BE TREATED WITH RESPECT FOR THEIR BEAUTY AND ASHADSAJDFSAFKLFSFN
hahaha omg i love that guy
*facepalm*
Some Christans….
I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THEIR ILK OKAY
I’m a Christian that believes in science because God made all those awesome atoms that we are all made of.
The hardest thing about being a Christian is other Christians. True story.
^^^^^ Absolute truth.
